[MUD-Dev] Advertising Thread

[Edward Glowacki]

On Wed, 2002-08-21 at 11:32, Matt Mihaly wrote:

> They're in the minority of course, but then, if I was interested
> in capturing a mass market, I sure wouldn't be making games. I'd
> be making toothpaste.

Welcome to Achaea Toothpaste!

With Achaea you will experience white teeth of the Divine; a
grandeur beyond mortal ken that will astonish and delight at every
turn. It is a coherent formula with a detailed history and
mythology.

Join one of the influential Guilds and become a telepathic brusher
or a wily Tooth Lord. Become a member of the Church and fight the
battle of the righteous to drive the Tartar and Plaque Occultists,
lovers of Sugary Foods, from the mouth.

Achaea is the only one with patented "Story Crystals" giving each
glob on your toothbrush a rich back story and in-depth character of
its own. Brush and let its tales unfold in your mouth!

Join us, and your teeth and gums shall be healthy and bright unto
Eternity!

  (Parodied from the welcome message at http://www.achaea.com/)

-ED

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Edward Glowacki			glowack2 at msu.edu
A PBS mind in an MTV world. 
	-- Author unknown

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