Git out the boar spear, Martha!

[Chris Gray]

This is completely off topic, but I can't resist sharing it with you.

The evening news tonight reports that we have a pair of wild boars in
our river valley. That's a first for us. We have deer, coyotes and often
a couple of spring moose that get lost, but these are a first. It seems
that you are allowed to raise them on farms, and some got away.

I can see it now - some bozo gets trampled, wearing only his loincloth,
armed with a wooden "spear", out to do it "like in the storybooks"!

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Chris Gray   cg at ami-cg.GraySage.Edmonton.AB.CA